Shane's Day Off Work

Shane's Day Off Work is a semi-regular cosmic event of inexplicable origin that assuredly ruins Shane's day.

Circumstances
Because of his odd schedule working at a hellscape filled with Somalians, Boomers, and retards, Shane only gets about one day off per month, which can be on any random day. Whatever day Shane is actually off, though, is irrelevant, because it always sets in motion the same events.

Everybody Else Working
Before Shane's Day Off Work even begins, the universe sets in motion a series of events designed specifically to piss Shane off. On Shane's Day Off Work, all members of the Caw who also have irregular schedules somehow end up working on Shane's Day Off Work, making it so that he cannot game with bros. Anyone who is not working or predisposed will somehow end up sleeping through the entire day, right up until Shane has to go to bed for his next day of hellish labor.

Geef Aggro
Anyone who is not working on Shane's Day Off Work will nonetheless be indisposed due to hanging out with their geefs, perpetuating the problem of not being able to game with bros.

Coworkers Calling
Since Shane only gets 1 day off a month, this causes his dimwitted coworkers to freak the fuck out when confronted with their sheer incompetence. Realizing they don't know how to do anything, they invariably end up calling Shane on Shane's Day Off Work, waking him up from his rest that usually begins at around 9 AM, and immediately ruining his day.

Cookie Clicker
Since Shane doesn't want to play competitive games without his bros, because randoms are shitfuck retards who don't know how to play the game, he usually retreats both emotionally and mentally to simple mobile-style games. Before he became a raging stoner, this induced drug-like euphoria in Shane's addled brain and allowed him to cope with both his lack of bros and his sheer boredom from having nothing fun to do on his day off work. One of his favorite games for coping is Cookie Clicker, which he usually accompanies with intelligent podcasts such as the Joe Rogan Experience or the Ben Shapiro Show, as seen in the links below.

https://streamable.com/cdydi

https://streamable.com/3w8pr