Max

Max (or RECONFIGURE) is a member of Cancer Caw.

Addictions
Max is heavily addicted to weed, cigarettes, pussy, and Win. The entire Caw has personally witnessed Max go through depraved and self-mutilating acts in order to chase the weed high, including attempting to smoke weed with hot knives and fucking up and smoking weed with a bowl and burning himself.

Alleged Schizophrenia
Max is a crazy, J-woke, gun toting motherfucker who loves to shove the barrel of his gun in his mouth and freak out his bros while he spews conspiratorial nonsense that he picks up from reading /pol/ all day. Max is always under the assumption that someone, somewhere, is trying to fuck with him and ruin his day, and honestly, it's not that much of a stretch (see Max's Curse).

Whores
Max is constantly in search of pussy and, as he puts it, "round," despite the fact that he knows round merely brings ephemeral positive feelings that don't last even after the coomshot. Because of his sexy hapas good looks, Max is able to put whatever dumb shit he wants to on his Tinder profile and get pussy and/or round, leading to a circular problem of constantly being able to acquire pussy while constantly wanting to avoid pussy for his mental health's sake. When Max encounters one of these problems, he usually enters some sort of delusional crisis mode where he equates himself to great philosophers grappling with important questions, when in reality he should just pass rather than smash. However, Max consistently smashes when he should have passed.