Sparky

Sparky is a disgusting little trash dog that Ivan has been putting up with for what feels like 10 lifetimes.

High Crimes
Sparky has committed many High Crimes:
 * Being really fucking gross


 * Making pedophile dog sounds


 * Pissing on a Death Stranding Collectors Edition box


 * Looking like that


 * Acting that way


 * Sitting there staring


 * Standing on Ivan's chest breathing into the mic


 * Standing on Ivan's chest grumbling into the mic