Kona

Kona (or konatangent, Ryan) is a member of Cancer Caw. Kona's initial induction in to the Cancer Caw is unknown but the origination of it is believed to be affiliated with the WeTeachUHow2 Steam group. He is one of the few non-OG Caw members to have been physically confirmed to not be Fake by other members. His commitment to DotA 2 has left him inept in other genres such as first person shooters. He has thusly focused his extracurricular efforts in to real life activities such as construction and grilling.

Swamp Life
Kona lives in the swamp and is in perpetual warfare with the wildlife around him. His most notable enemies are the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) and the Texas raccoon ''(Procyon Lotor Fuscipes). ''The hazards of swamp life are not limited to the local fauna and also include threats such as other swamp dwellers, hurricanes, flooding, and Modelo Time.

Load Report
Kona is deeply committed to the art of shooting the thickest, longest and milkiest of ropes. To achieve such feats, Kona has elected to compile a comprehensive supplemental protocol to improve both the quality and quantity of his loads. This cocktail of pills is referred to as a "Cumstack". Kona has consistently reported back with records showing gradual and promising improvements to his ejaculate. There does exist controversy as to the purpose of Konas endevors, as it has been observed that Kona often lusts after e-girls who he will never talk to, despite having a girlfriend.

Native Troubles
Kona is allegedly Native American and has exhibited many tendencies that align with this claim. His kindness is often taken advantage of by the White Man and is susceptible to excessive alcohol consumption and aggressive activity. Cases observed to date are:
 * Ivan's Birthday
 * Engaging in hand to hand combat with tree in Max's former apartment
 * 2019 Deafheaven Houston concert
 * Almost killing both Kanau and Himself whilst on their way back to the hotel from Ivans house