High Crime

A High Crime is any action that is readily condemned by the group. There are very few things that are known to be High Crimes, as events of such a magnitude are rare, and are only understood after the event has passed. High Crimes committed by Caw members usually follow them for the rest of their lives, and are often cited as evidence during an Ex-Com event.

Posting Hard Dick
Grady has posted his Hard Dick to the Caw. During a conversation, Ivan had lied about Shane mentioning that Grady had a small penis. Thinking it was an normal response, replied with a photo of his Hard Dick. The Caw made fun of his urethra, as it looked like he had been taking time to sound his dick with rebar.

Being a Fag About Everything
Jesus.

Being Really Fucking Gross
Being really fucking gross can come in many shapes, sizes, smells, and sounds. It includes, but is not limited to: farting all the time, making pedophile dog noises, posting full body toilet seat nudes and being a fatass, pissing on things besides toilet water, throwing up on things besides toilet water, shitting on things besides toilet water, being a pedophile, having acid reflux, scratching your beard on the mic, taking baby filter photos/videos of yourself, having hairy spiderweb nutsack hairs, and so on. While the list here is not a complete list of all things really fucking gross, everything in it is equally heinous.

Shit Pics
Taking pictures of your particularly disgusting shits is highly frowned upon in the Caw, no matter how many wings you ate beforehand. Shit pics usually make everyone in the Caw sick of it and cause them to say you're bullshit. Sometimes, however, shits can be funny. In these situations, shit pics are not High Crimes, but instead win.

Nut Pics
Pictures of nuts, a movement spearheaded by Ivan and glommed onto like a fat sea urchin by Clab later on, are usually funny, but sometimes so fucked up that they become High Crimes. Clab's nuts are fucked up spider web nests that contain a barely unbirthed brood of hatchlings and are thus High Crimes and never funny.