Smooth Brain

Smooth Brain is anything remotely stupid.

Um, Max, No, You Are So Stupid
Smooth brains are inherently more efficient than wrinkly brains. Fact: when a brain has a thought, the thought appears on top of the surface of the brain and has to travel to the mouth to become a real thought. Thoughts can appear anywhere on the brain, even the furthest point away from the mouth. Therefore, wouldn't you want the least amount of resistance during the travel of your thought to the mouth? Wrinkles get in the way and cause your thought to get tripped up and shit in all those stupid wrinkles; however, a smooth brain is a clear open road for your thought to become a think that you thought. Smooth brains are highly optimized and Max is so stupid.