Scrawny

Scrawny (or Christian) is a member of Cancer Caw.

The Eternal Interview
Upon the first few dialogs that Scrawny and Max shared, he had been asked of Max to give him a job. Scrawny began Max's job interview sometime in 2017, and is currently ongoing to this day. Scrawny has iterated several times that he does not have any sort of hiring or firing powers, but will continue to ask questions and gather information. The quality of Max's evaluation has gone poorly since the beginning, and still to this day, have not improved. Where as the formality of the interview process ebbs and flows into casual conversation, the interview itself never on pause. Each piece of discussion between Scrawny and Max is, consequently, part of the interview. It is unknown when the interview will end, and scrawny has loosely alluded that it could indeed be forever. Regardless of all of this, Max still seems to answer any interview related questions that Scrawny asks, even if it ruins his day.