Here

Here is both everywhere and nowhere.

It is a common claim that is used to denote one's presence when called upon, regardless of whether or not that person is actually here. The scope of one's capacity to be here hinges on several factors, and even the definitions in place that establish the status of one's "Here-ness" are not as tangible as one would expect.

One can both be here and not here at the same time. Even when one is not here, they can claim to have always been here. Being "out here" is similar to purely being here, but hints towards a state of dutiful preparedness, pointless or otherwise.

Had Have Already Been Having Been Here
Occasionally, arguments can occur concerning the status of one's Here-ness. These are typically observed to take place between Shane and Max, conveyed through a series of ever-lengthening iterations of a haphazardly worded explanation detailing the current status of how Here they are.

The idiosyncratic type of verbiage used during these exchanges barely resembles English, and seems to follow its own kind of syntactical structure. Scholars have deduced that these conversations are explanations as to how long they themselves have been here.

Despite both of them establishing that they are, in fact, here, and have been here, both walk away from the argument believing that the other is not actually here.